Who the fuck comes up with this shit. In all my days I would have never bet that I would see such a product as this… but I thought Anyone reading this would get a fucking laugh.
Bliss’s FatGirlSleep…. WTF@!!!… Who comes up with these products…
Taken from the actual items description:
Product Description
Get a full night’s ‘booty’ sleep with this supercharged sister to our famed FatGirlSlim. Formulated with our encapsulated slenderiZZZe complex that releases dimple diminishers and soothing lavender for up to 6 hours, this ultra-rich cream helps make the most of your body’s overnight restorative process. Good night, sleep ‘tight’ and don’t let the beg ‘blubs’ bite. Recent studies have shown that not enough shuteye can cause weight gain, as sleep deprivation causes an increase in the hormone that makes you want to eat, and a drop in the one that tells you you’re full. And since the National Sleep Foundation found that just 25 of Americans get at least eight hours of sleep on weekdays, chances are you?re one of the bleary-eyed 75% who could be sabotaging your own slenderness by burning the midnight oil.* Since the odds are so seriously stacked against you, you need all the help you can get. FatGirlSleep not only helps you fight the good fight against cellulite overnight, but it?s also infused with a lavender scent, which has been shown to have a relaxing, aromatherapeutic effect. Sweet ?creams?! *Results reported in the January issues of Allure and Self magazines.
Sure… I really need “booty” sleep, and if you are overweight and Really think some bullshit rubbing cream like this expensive ass shit will actually make your cellulite disappear and make you slimmer,, you deserve what you get. I understand that the weight loss industry is a multi-billion dollar industry and all but, are there really that many ignorant people to believe something like this will make them lose weight while they sleep??
Just for reference here guys.. EXCERSISE + DIET (not starvation,, actual diet) = Weight Loss. Yes,, you HAVE to work for it,, you will NOT get it in your sleep with a magical pill or body rub bullshit. For some reason this seems lost on like 50% of the American population, for reasons I will never understand why, unless 50% of the nation is retarded… which wouldn’t surprise me at all in fact..